extreme props list?

A cigarette holder, two really lethal cutting devices, a stopwatch, a stabbing tool, a pen and letter, trash cans???? Things at Aunt Betty's yard sale? Nooooo. There's more, more really weird stuff, but I can't really explain it. You need to see it. The play, The Actor's Nightmare, is only describable if you've seen it. You need to see it. Buy your tickets and take a seat, and then you'll know what all these things are for. Trust me, it's worth it.